Dear Everyone;

I don't want your app. I Don't Want Your App. I DON'T WANT YOUR APP. I DON'T WANT YOUR &*^%$@ APP!

Sincerely,

A Private Person who wants Peace

P.S. I don't want to be on your damned mailing list either.

P.P.S. I don't want to sign up for your "loyalty" program or carry your stupid card around.

P.P.P.S. No, I won't like, share, subscribe, or follow. Shut up about it.