Dear Everyone;
I don't want your app. I Don't Want Your App. I DON'T WANT YOUR APP. I DON'T WANT YOUR &*^%$@ APP!
Sincerely,
A Private Person who wants Peace
P.S. I don't want to be on your damned mailing list either.
P.P.S. I don't want to sign up for your "loyalty" program or carry your stupid card around.
P.P.P.S. No, I won't like, share, subscribe, or follow. Shut up about it.