How to get me to not watch a movie...

...in no particular order

1. Use the word "heist" anywhere in the title or description.
2. Put a picture of a half-nude, tanned, pumped, and oiled woman on the cover or poster.
3. er...Put a picture of a half-nude, tanned, pumped, and oiled man on the cover or poster.
4. Make it yet another heartwarming sports movie about underdogs overcoming the odds.
5. Make it yet another revisionist period piece about how everybody in the past was either an ignorant, superstitious idiot or a narrow-minded religious bigot.
6. Make it about gangsters, mobsters, or racketeers as the heroes.
7. Make it about how free-spirited young people liberate a community from close-mindedness and prudish oppression through dancing.
8. Make it yet another movie about a princess who doesn't need rescuing because she's a strong, capable, confident woman. <gag>
9. Make it any type of slasher, torture, or sado-masochist movie.
10. Make it a sequel to a movie I've watched and liked, and re-cast one of the major characters.
11. Make it an adaptation of a book I like, and try to "improve" it...especially by adapting it to modern politically correct sensibilities.
12. Make it about something from the Bible, and be anything but absolutely faithful to the text.
13. Adapt it from a Shakespeare play and set it in modern times, or update the language.
14. Make it yet another vampire or zombie movie.
15. Make it in pixar-style CG animation. Or Anime.
16. Put a rape in it.
17. Make it about a together New York girl who works at a magazine, but who can't find love.
18. Make it about a suave New York guy who works at an advertising agency and won't settle down.
19. Make it about politics in any way, shape, or form. Or Wall Street, corporate business, or lawyers and courtrooms. Especially, use a phrase like "high-powered attorney" or "high-flying stock broker".
20. Make it yet another movie about a cop who's always in trouble because he does things his own way.
21. Be Woody Allen.
22. Make it about adultery; especially about "romantic" adultery.
23. Put in a stereotypical overweight, wise-cracking, finger shaking, eyebrow-raising black woman character, probably played by Queen Latifah.
24. Make it about the South or Southern characters, based on how the South and Southerners are viewed by New Yorkers.
25. Make it yet another heartwarming movie about how a kid finds an unusual, legendary, mythical, or otherworldly creature and takes care of it, then has to let it go in the end.
26. Cast Vin Diesel or The Rock. In any role.
27. Put a scene in the movie, trailer, or advertisement, where the "crew" walks side-by side in slow motion, looking cool.
28. Make it yet another movie about teenage boys trying to have sex.
29. Cast stupid, pretty models (male and female) instead of actors.
30. Say, "But he's (or she's) about to learn..." in the trailer.