I have decided that I identify as a king. 

I've always felt like a king inside, but an intolerant democratic society has forced me to repress it, and now I'm coming out. 

Therefore, we shall henceforth refer to ourselves in the royal plural--our chosen pronoun. All must bow to us, and address us as "Your Majesty". If you do not, you are guilty of a hate crime.

Also, you are all behind on your taxes.